Sunday, 7 December 2014

Are you feeling better today mum?

She Who Thinks She Must Be Obeyed has been feeling a bit pawly today. There were lots of expoosions and tummy splosions and she kept disappearing into the room she likes to go in WITHOUT ME where there's a giant water bowl with a lid that NO ONE is supposed to drink out of .
She managed to stagger downstairs to give me and Smudge our breakfast two hours late and then colasped back to bed. Well I was well worried by now I mean she always has a cup of tea when we have our breakfast and reads for a while before getting up and doing that yoghurt thing. ...maybe that's what upset her she didn't do it this morning anyway just went back to sleep! I spent all morning on guard but when Auntie Gill who lives with my friend Cai came round I thought I'd better let her in. She made She Who Thinks She Must Be Obeyed a cup of tea and let me out. I came back in pretty quickly just to keep an eye on things but then she put my walking rope on and tried to take me off. Well I wasn't having any of that. I'm not leaving my mum on her own when she's feeling pawly I wouldn't go out of the gate 
She Who Thinks She Must Be Obeyed sometimes jokes about ending up like the old lady Bridget Jones worries about ending up like. ..all alone and eaten by Alsations. Please get better soon mum, I DON'T WANT TO EAT YOU. 

Saturday, 6 December 2014

Friday, 5 December 2014

People are strange

What is she doing? She says it's something called 'yoghurt? !!'. She says it's helping her get fit again after falling off Sara in June. I think she would get fitter taking me for a decent walk.
I thought yoghurt was something you ate. I like that yoghurt this one is silly.

Tuesday, 18 November 2014

An Early Morning Walk

This was my before breakfast walk this morning. We went out really early before the sun was up!She Who Thinks She Must Be Obeyed said we'd go out early before the day got sabotaged like it did yesterday! 
Anyway I had to put her on the walking string through this field cos there does be sheep in here. Although they be silly things they be better than the cows with big pointy horns on their heads. We don't go in here when they are here. They were here for a long time this year and we didn't get to get any elderberries to make thedrink that makes She Who Must Be Obeyed act silly. 

We got past the sheeps so I let her off the walking string 



Here's my stream where I get my furs wet.

Come on mum keep up.

Look the sun is just getting up and prettifying the trees the other side of the valley 



I can see the sea. 

That's Dead Man's Gulch down there where I nearly couldn't get off the beach once because I jumped off a rock that was very high and I couldn't climb back up. She Who Thinks She Must Be Obeyed had an awful job to get me up and the dolphins came to help. We don't go down there any more in case I get really trapped. There weren't any dolphins today. 

We crossed this bridge over the falling waters. 


The sun said good morning as we went through this gate 
 
Another gate into the magic wood and then we are back in the field with the sheep and nearly home for breakfast.


Sunday, 16 November 2014

musical mutt

Look everyone I is a musical dog! Yes I play the drum. Look.


 First Ihit it with this paw

 Then I hit it with the other paw

And it makes music. .......
And lights flash. ...............
And I get sausage.